Our most popular series is back – I’ll Have What She’s Having, our monthly panel of real, honest sex toy reviews, in conjunction with our friends at Adulttoymegastore where we find the best sex toys in NZ. We have a brand new group of diverse, fun and fabulous panellists who are ready and willing to try out some new products! This month, we have an unprecedented result in our extensive testing *wink* – a completely united panel who have fallen in love with the Rocks Off Every Girl Vibrator. Why is it SO GOOD? Read on!
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Tiffany, 33 – bisexual woman, currently single and living alone – just her, her plants & trusty Satisfyer Pro 2! Experienced toy user who’s keen to give (almost) anything a go!
“This is so good it’s become my go-to, and dare I say it – has put my SP2 into retirement… please come again (and again and again and again)“
This was the absolute highlight of all the toys to review for me, it’s become my go-to, and dare I say it – has put my SP2 into retirement!
I loved the look and feel of it, and that you can choose different vibration settings for both the shaft and clitoral stimulator (or have one on and one off). They have 10 functions to choose from on each, and while on other vibrators I usually loathe the “morse code” vibration settings (cringe), I actually ended up really enjoying some of them on this one, much to my own surprise (and pleasure)!
I have to admit that a lot of the time I just ended up using the shaft as a vibrator to stimulate the clit because the vibrations are gruntier than the clitoral stimulator, and honestly sometimes I’m lazy and don’t want to have to insert something to get off (lol), but I love the versatility (also it works pretty damn well)!
There were only good experiences testing out this toy, and it even has a sensory pulse synchronised colour changed LED light, so it’s literally like a party in your pants!
10/10 would recommend, please come again (and again, and again…)
Rachel, 34, a new mum navigating life as a parent with her husband – not the most experienced toy user but is keen to battle past her apprehension to try new things and embrace her sexuality
“You can send yourself to quite a wonderful place”
The first vibrator I bought was on my gap year in the UK. It was a fluro pink, jelly-esque rabbit. I think I used it about five times, never with much success, and I’m pretty sure it went off in my luggage on my return as my dad carried my bag out of the airport. “Electric toothbrush!” I tried to explain, whilst being absolutely mortified.
Let’s say that my experience of Every Girl’s Vibrator is the exact opposite of this experience. I love it! I’m surprised, as I think my first experience all those years ago put me off the idea of these types of vibrators. But the dual-action controls of this vibrator mean you can send yourself to quite a wonderful place, as the shaft vibrates in one mode, and the clitoral stimulator in another. It’s a smooth, sleek design and the velvet silicon material means it slides in rather nicely (what a phrase).
It’s super easy to hold and operate, with its buttons in the perfect position to make changing modes a breeze. I’m genuinely impressed with this toy, and am looking forward to using it more – it’s 100% waterproof too, so the shower will be its next outing!
Kaos, 28 & non-binary, lives with their long-term partner and cat and is on a sexual journey to pleasure
“I have never owned a “rabbit” vibrator and never understood the hype until now!“
The Every Girl is for Everyone! This toy has become my number-one fave for some solo fun. I have never owned a “rabbit” vibrator and never understood the hype until now! I giggled a bit when I read there was LED lighting that changes colour based on the settings. So if you’re trying to be covert in a dark room this vibrator will give you away.
The toy itself isn’t the loudest and is one of the quietest toys I own. The charger on this bad boy is magnetic, which I love, and makes it 100% waterproof which is a must ;). There are two vibration control buttons, one button controls the main shaft and the other controls the secondary stimulator. But either button can be held to turn the device off and on which is convenient.
The smaller stimulator was flexible and able to reach my clit easily and could be set separately to the shaft vibration setting which I personally enjoyed. The shape of the smaller stimulator was great and gives the ability to provide different stimulation depending on how you position it. When I got both parts going – WOW – it didn’t take long at all for a very big O to arrive.
I love the versatility of this toy as it suits any mood whether you want quick clit play or some intense internal fun. This toy would suit anybody and the extra stimulator would be great for exterior prostate stimulation. Although I wouldn’t recommend this for beginners to anal play. The shaft is on the thicker side so would be better suited to someone who can handle/has experience with thicker toys.
Catherine, 30, a toy virgin and newly-single woman who’s looking to seize every opportunity coming her way (whether it’s boy or toy!) but is keen to take matters into her own hands (literally)
“It is tell-all-my-friends-they-should-buy-this good, risk-mortification-with-it-in-my-hand-luggage-at-airport-security good and do-I-need-anything-else good.”
The Every Girl has left any extremely hard act for any future men in my life to follow. I am genuinely concerned that there is disappointment in my future.
It is tell-all-my-friends-they-should-buy-this good, risk-mortification-with-it-in-my-hand-luggage-at-airport-security good and do-I-need-anything-else good. So good, that when I saw a ranking and it was not the top (an absolute travesty), I considered buying those that outranked it because the Every Girl has set the bar that high!
If you can’t tell, I am a fan. The two-part approach that comes with being a rabbit vibrator works for me. But, that said, I also found that the parts work pretty well on their own…
When you turn the Every Girl on, the bottom lights up in an array of pulsing colour. It is pretty amusing. And the strength of the LEDs should not be illuminated – they will light up the (admittedly modest) room. But, despite my criticism, they are pretty handy for knowing that the Every Girl is a) charged, b) turned on and c) on the optimum setting.
I would recommend. In fact, I’d probably go so far as to buy for a newly single girlfriend to remind her she doesn’t need a man.
Jane, 45, Māori mum-of-four who’s currently in a long-distance relationship and who needs to get *creative* to keep that intimacy alive!
“Within a matter of minutes I had the biggest O I can remember in a long long time, which was followed by another and another and another……!“
I must be built different to the average vibe-loving population because I really struggle to get ‘there’ with the buzzy-type vibes. Unless I have it on the lowest setting the buzzing gives me a burn-type feeling. Thus I approached the Every Girl rabbit vibrator with a little trepidation and low expectations. An interesting novelty is the torch/light at the base of the vibe. The lights change colours, i.e. from green to blue to purple etc but I couldn’t tell you under what circumstances this would be useful?…. maybe you need to add a little disco to your O? It just made me giggle.
I set aside some quality time to get to know the Every Girl and on its own it was ok, but my fussy body wasn’t going to get there so in frustration I pulled out my trusty SP2 to finish the job in conjunction with EG. Well within a matter of minutes I had the biggest O I can remember in a long long time, which was followed by another and another and another……! This has never happened to me before and I actually had to call time because I was worried I’d combust and be no good to anyone. Not a bad way to go though…. I’ve not been brave enough to try a repeat of this experience just yet but you better believe I’ll be giving it another shot.
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