Our most popular series is BACK – I’ll Have What She’s Having, our monthly panel of real, honest sex toy reviews, powered (wink) by our friends at Adulttoymegastore where you will, of course, find the best sex toys in NZ. We have a brand-new group of diverse, fun and fabulous panellists who are ready and willing to try out some new products and give you their real, honest (and often hilarious) reviews.
This month, our gals are experimenting with the Share Satisfaction Lalain Luxury G-Spot Vibrator – does this classy little number deliver, and can it even surprise and delight?
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Sabrina, 29 – Wanting to find libido again (thanks antidepressants!) and in a happy marriage
“While it won’t get the job done by itself for me, when it’s combined with another clitorial sex toy I have an orgasm so powerful that elicits sweat.”
As I’ve experimented with sex toys over the years, I’ve realised they’ve all been clitoral-focussed– I’ve wanted a g-spot vibrator for a long time now, so was VERY excited to receive this one as my first.
Like many women, my first sex toy was an old cheap hitachi-style vibrating wand, which did the trick to explore my body as a younger woman. After developing a personal relationship with my Satisfyer Pro 2 as I grew into adulthood, I had yet to have been able to prioritise the funds for a g-spot style toy— but BOY I’m glad the time is here!
This one is black and gold, feels great in the hand, and is sleek and attractive. Across the range of toys delivered, the brand Share Satisfaction was fast becoming a familiar face, and all of their toys (including this one) felt high quality and like a luxurious treat from me to me, so it feels like a fair assumption to say this is a good, consistent brand in terms of quality if you see it around!
I’ve incorporated this into a few self-love sessions recently, and while it won’t get the job done by itself for me, when it’s combined with another clitorial sex toy I have an orgasm so powerful that elicits sweat. Combining this with the small-sized O-Pod that we reviewed last has been a winning combination! The ‘head’ of this toy that cuddles into your g-spot can be a little bulbous/hard to insert at first if you haven’t used any internal toys before, but some water-based lube and relaxing into what’s to cum very quickly resolved this.
There’s a range of vibration styles to play with, starting with varying levels of steady vibration, moving through to waves of patterned vibrations that will drive you to the brink in no time.
HOWEVER, there is another toy that we’re reviewing next that has fast become my trusted g-spot hero, watch this space…
Aroha, 50 – Māori woman who has just separated from her partner and is new to toys
“Friends…run don’t walk! I can’t get enough of this O factory, and honestly, I think my life is complete.”
First of all, this packaging of the Lalain G-Spot Luxury Vibrator is so boujee – it looks sophisticated and I enjoyed the ‘unboxing’ experience. My only other toy experiences have been a Satisfyer Pro (so far the most important object I own!) and a hard plastic neon pink vibrator that was disappointing and now gathers dust in my bedside drawer. So this black beauty of a vibrator made me feel like I was levelling up in some way.
It’s going to be a theme of mine, but again, it looked smaller than I hoped. Not that I’m one for using vibrators up the vahjay, but still, it’s about setting the mood and getting the imagination going. But it looks sexy, black and gold and curved at the top so you don’t need to work so hard to get it in the right spot.
It has 10 different settings. I still prefer the straight vibe action, however am appreciating the different power levels depending on how you’re feeling. For the first time, I actually used the other vibration patterns and they are gooood. I like how it’s flexible, not rigid, again adding to the pleasure.
The outside is so soft. It really makes a difference and adds to a more realistic experience. I alternate it with my SP, and am in love. I don’t think I’ll need anything else in my drawer. Maybe I’m ruined now for other toys.
Friends…run don’t walk! I can’t get enough of this O factory, and honestly, I think my life is complete. And as that old proverb says, the universe gives you what you need and not what you want. So maybe size isn’t everything…
Alex, 33 – Single gal just out of a looooong-term relationship and is prioritising her own happiness
“I just went to town and found an intense setting with bursts so powerful I felt it up to my throat and forgot about this whole g-spot thing.”
Respectfully, what the f*** is a g-spot!? Does it even exist? I’ve never been focused on g-spot devices for my stimulation, because I don’t know what or where the crap it is!?
Apparently, it is within the inner walls of the vagina and even the finest scientists struggle to pinpoint the location as it varies from person to person. So good luck to this vibrator then.
Determined to find the mythical g-spot, all in the name of science of course, I put this vibrator to the test. But let’s be honest, when I’m in the throws of getting myself to an orgasm, I am not exactly focused on the science of it all. So, I just went to town and found an intense setting with bursts so powerful I felt it up to my throat and forgot about this whole g-spot thing.
This setting has bursts of vibration that are hard and intense, mixed with quicker and slower bursts that surprised the heck out of me. It made me come so quick I was disappointed it was over so soon, so I went back for seconds.
The vibrations are damn powerful on this guy. I used it to stimulate my nipples which got rock hard with one slight touch. This is something I haven’t explored before with a vibrator; my poor nipples have been neglected as that felt amazing!
I really explored with this device and teased myself all over and enjoyed the force of the vibrations all over my skin and inside. So, while it’s a g-spot focused toy, it is definitely good for other things too.
I give it 3 out of 5 moans.
Penny, 37 – A married mum of two kids who had ‘em young and missed out on any experimenting
“I absolutely recommend making sure your husband starts on you first before trying this little guy because boy is he powerful and your stamina will fail you.”
Ok picture this, it’s a rainy Friday evening, you’ve got 10 minutes spare before the children arrive home and your feeling spicy, so your husband positions himself with his head between your legs, doing all the work and you’ve got a nifty little device upside down that has the perfect curve and tear dropped shaped head to hit that delightful G-spot.
Wowee!
I absolutely recommend making sure your husband starts on you first before trying this little guy because boy is he powerful and your stamina will fail you. I even found it a bit too intense for some brief moments and had to dial it back a bit because I hit that point where I wasn’t sure if I was just deep in the pleasure cave or if I was almost about to pee myself due to the intensity.
I must admit I found it rather noisy when it really got going, which is never fun when you’re trying to be discreet but obviously the noise is required in terms of what it delivers in power. I’d like to say that evening I used it in a multitude of ways but the truth is that I lasted about a minute when I turned it on and saw stars rather quickly, which is great for efficiency! It has been tested a few times again since that Friday evening, and I love that it’s flexible, and moulds to the shape of your body getting itself just in the right spot each time.
My only complaint is that I found the button difficult to find on the patterned handle which isn’t ideal when you’re trying to stop it in a rush because the kids have burst through the front door! Overall, though, whether you prefer a gentle buzz or a powerful pulse, this guy can certainly cater to your needs and I think it’s worth the price.
Sports Bra, 35 – Flying the flag for team lesbian, and would welcome some new additions to the bedside table
“There’s nothing gimmicky, what you see is what you get. And isn’t that just exactly what you need sometimes.”
Lalain is a classy vibrator. Black, gold and seek. Not trying to emulate any type of anatomical correctness, it’s got the “come hither” curve that vulva havers will know all too well. Complimented by a smooth silicon finish that will soon finish you.
It’s labelled as a g-spot stimulator but I’m still not entirely sure what that means. Perhaps just the acknowledgement that a lot of us are more sensitive at entry than looking for the cervix scraping we endure every couple of years (consider this your smear reminder).
The bulb top is designed for internal clitorous stimulation but also lends itself to external pleasure. Think wand style grinding. Whereas other penetration toys might only be reached for when you’re ready, this vibrator can be involved in preparing you. That versatility gives it an edge as you edge.
Lalain is a case of doing simple well. The volume of the feeling is louder than the audible vibration. A crucial feature when stealing some private time in a full house. The menu of escalation follows the industry standard of rise in power into your choice of patterns. There’s nothing gimmicky, what you see is what you get. And isn’t that just exactly what you need sometimes.
If looking for a vibrator to add to your tool box, Lalain is one you’ll soon establish as an old reliable.
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