Our most popular series is BACK – I’ll Have What She’s Having, our monthly panel of real, honest sex toy reviews, powered (wink) by our friends at Adulttoymegastore where you will, of course, find the best sex toys in NZ. We have a brand-new group of diverse, fun and fabulous panellists who are ready and willing to try out some new products and give you their real, honest (and often hilarious) reviews.
This month, our gals are experimenting with the Satisfyer Endless Fun – and it’s ALMOST a home run (that’s right, there’s a five moans out of five!) BUT, we have one dissenting opinion – read on to find out why!
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Sabrina, 29 – Wanting to find libido again (thanks antidepressants!) and in a happy marriage
“Love this. Give it a try, you’ll love it too – a woman definitely designed this sex toy.”
Ahh yes, my new friend the Satisfyer Endless Fun, AKA: The Pronged Thing.
My first thoughts when receiving my amazing new haul of sex toys was indeed ‘what does it do!?’ when looking at this one, but this has become my favourite new toy. In my last review of the G-Spot vibrator, I said there was a toy in this haul that is a better g-spot (and clitoral) stimulation hero, and this is it.
This is from the brand Satisfyer, of the infamous Satisfyer Pro 2. So you know it has to be so GOOD.
It has 33 different usage scenarios (many of which are specified on the fold-out box to ignite the imagination), and it vibrates from three different places so the possibilities really are endless. Plenty of places they can go, hey.
I’ll admit that I was initially a little intimidated to incorporate this into an upcoming self-love session, but when an overnight trip to Wellington at a hotel presented itself the opportunity for a ✨luxury wank✨, this bad boy was just too good to ignore. Did I love knowing that it was going through security in my checked in bag? Absolutely not. Was it worth it? Absolutely yes.
This offers a snug clitoral and g-spot vibration combo that will have you shaking in no time, and that leaves a whole other vibrating end (with 10 different vibration settings may I add) spare for whatever other use it may have for you, this thing is CLEVER.
Love this. Give it a try, you’ll love it. A woman definitely designed this sex toy.
Aroha, 50 – Māori woman who has just separated from her partner and is new to toys
‘It’s like the Swiss army knife of toys… this thing is a powerhouse and let me tell you, it brings the party.”
The Satisfyer Endless Fun is like the Swiss army knife of toys! This thing is a powerhouse and let me tell you, it brings the party. Sure it’s a bit on the larger side, and inserting it might be ambitious for some, but don’t let that scare you off. Finally a toy that doesn’t make me wish for …just a bit more. The vibrations are seriously good and there’s so much variety.
What really sets this toy apart is its versatility. The rotating head can rotate 180 degrees, making it perfect for exploring all sorts of positions and scenarios. Each part of the toy has 10 different vibration settings, and with the three motors working together, you get a mind-blowing 100 vibration combos. It’s like a buffet of pleasure!
It’s also super quiet, so if you’re sharing your space with flatmates or kids, you’re good to go. Bonus points for being waterproof – it’s a fantastic shower companion.
I would recommend this for those with partners – I reckon it would be a great tool to bring the laughs and the orgasms. How good!
Alex, 33 – Single gal just out of a looooong-term relationship and is prioritising her own happiness
“If I were to recommend getting anything from these panel reviews, this would be my top pick…get yourself your own personal cow prong team – you won’t regret it.”
When I saw this in the box of goodies, my immediate thought was, “What in the cow prong is this!?” I needn’t have worried because the box it came in had multiple pictures of how to use it.
This toy lives up to its name as there are seriously endless opportunities for fun. Use it to pinch your nipples, stimulate your clit, insert the big end into any orifice, or use one prong inside and the other to stimulate your clit. Heck, take it to a party and introduce it to your friends. With the multiple ways you can play with this, I wouldn’t be surprised if it could pull up a chair and add to the conversation.
If I had been sent just this toy as part of the panel, I would be thrilled. I discovered new ways to play that stimulate my body in ways I hadn’t considered before (thank you pornographic box it came in for the guidance).
I used to be someone that was confused by vibrator settings that were all over the place. You know, the vrrr, vrr, vr, vr, vr, vr, vr vrrrrrr instead of the vrrrrrrrrr vibes!? I always wondered who actually used those settings. The answer is now ME. This toy has so many surprising settings that once would’ve confused me and then left me guessing like some confused guy is down there that keeps changing the tune. But when they get it right…they get it sooooo right! The different pulses, some of which are long and deep then burst into a sudden strong pulsation, are incredible.
It’s one of those toys that, after you’ve had a play, you’re already looking forward to the next playtime because you want to explore all the different ways you can use it. It’s almost disappointing when it’s over cause you want to keep playing.
If I were to recommend getting anything from these panel reviews, this would be my top pick. There are so many ways to play and explore that anyone can find something that will tickle your tits, clit and your fancy. Get yourself your own personal cow prong team – you won’t regret it.
I give it 5 out of 5 moans.
Penny, 37 – A married mum of two kids who had ‘em young and missed out on any experimenting
“Perhaps I’m not using it right but I just found it a bit boring overall. Even using it solo, I found it just didn’t really do much for me.”
I have been searching for a toy for ages that is really great for the wife AND the husband. It’s sometimes not a whole lot of fun when only one person gets in on the action and the other is just sitting there awkwardly not knowing what to do with their hands, if you know what I mean.
I had high hopes about this toy to be honest, and the U-shaped end in particular had me intrigued. After a bit of mucking around with it, we realised it was actually super easy for my husband to use the U shaped end on him while it vibrates, if you catch my drift, which he was a huge fan of.
Me on the other hand, well perhaps I’m not using it right but I just found it a bit boring overall. Even using it solo, I found it just didn’t really do much for me. Don’t get me wrong, It vibrates on all kinds of levels and both ends which is great, it also does a wave kind of motion on the U shape end which was cool but it just didn’t knock my socks off like I was hoping.
I also feel like the shape of it made it rather difficult for us to use at the same time. So overall, not a huge fan of this toy and think there’s better ones out there for both solo and couples action but I will endeavour to keep giving it a try, for research purposes of course!
Sports Bra, 35 – Flying the flag for team lesbian, and would welcome some new additions to the bedside table
“I realised the claw ROTATES. This opens up very queer possibilities… this thing will rattle you without rattling the windows.”
Straight out of the box the Satisfyer Endless Fun looked straight – maybe because the shaft and claw resembled a man’s anatomy, or maybe because the diagrams explaining use on the inside started with depictions of penis and vulvas. It boasted 29 uses but none of these pictures showed what that might be if it was for a couple of the same sex.
Perhaps because of this, we retreated to separate corners to give the Satisfyer a whirl individually. For my partner, one end looked girthier than her tastes so she tried the claw. The strong vibration, even at the lowest setting, was a bit too much for her.
Meanwhile, big everything worked just fine for me. I feel like the mark of a quality sex toy is in the vibration. This thing will rattle you without rattling the windows. It’s powerful and discreet.
It was only when I was putting it away that I realised the claw ROTATES. This opens up very queer possibilities for partnered play that makes me wonder why they didn’t include it in the diagrams.
So this is a case of don’t judge a toy by its box, have a play instead and you’ll be pleasantly surprised with the versatility a seemingly simple vibrator can bring.
5/5 leg shakers, would recommend!
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