Our most popular series is BACK – I’ll Have What She’s Having, our monthly panel of real, honest sex toy reviews, powered (wink) by our friends at Adulttoymegastore where you will, of course, find the best sex toys in NZ. We have a brand-new group of diverse, fun and fabulous panellists who are ready and willing to try out some new products and give you their real, honest (and often hilarious) reviews. This month, our gals are experimenting with the Share Satisfaction Chakra Luxury Tongue Vibrator and, well, she is a different kettle of fish than the usual adult fun toy!
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Sabrina, 29 – Wanting to find libido again (thanks antidepressants!) and in a happy marriage
“The Next Best Thing after the Satisfyer Pro 2”
This one IMMEDIATELY caught my eye the second I opened the big beautiful box from Capsule and Adulttoymegastore. It was also delivered RIGHT at the very time my husband was out running a long errand. What a sign from the universe for a bit of self-care.
After a quick assessment of the limited privacy time I had ahead of me, I quickly assessed that the Luxury Tongue Vibrator was the most attractive option— and quickly set to work charging it for all of 10 minutes.
To cut to the review, it got the job done twice in 15 minutes after years of Satisfyer Pro 2 reliance, and while for me it doesn’t quite replace the SP2, I think this is the next best thing.
This sex toy was designed by a woman for a woman, I just know it. Come on, it’s a vibrating lips and mouth— you just KNOW it’s going to work. My only criticism is that this is LOUD, so you really need to allocate alone time to enjoy this toy at its best because it’s not subtle.
Alex, 33 – Single gal just out of a looooong-term relationship and is prioritising her own happiness
“It’s perfect for those self-love moments where you have a fantasy you want to play out and give it a decent amount of time.”
This thing tickles my bits and tickles my fancy!
This looks like a sex toy with its imitation mouth and tongue design, so immediately on seeing it you’ll be put in the mood. It’s designed to simulate oral sex and it does a fairly decent job at that…depending on what you’re used to in that department I guess. From my experience, I think it does emulate oral quite well.
The Chakra device is not as intense as some of the other toys we have reviewed. Because of that, it is perfect for those self-love moments where you have a fantasy you want to play out and give it a decent amount of time. You know what I mean right!? Like when you’ve got a made-up scenario in your head that turns you on just thinking about it and you want a good session to play it out. This, this is what you need. The more intense toys can ruin those sessions as you’ll be done before you’ve even gotten to your second line of dialogue you wanted to fantasise about!
Because it’s a bit less intense, I didn’t distinguish much between the different settings. I found they all tickled much the same. But tickled they did, and it was indeed great! I like the size and shape of the Chakra as it hugs your lady parts nicely. It is also a very comfortable toy to use from the ease of its size to the less intense vibrations and the silicone lips design. It would be a perfect device if you are experimenting for the first time with toys and want to start out with something less intimidating.
Be warned though, this toy is not as quiet as the others we have reviewed. It does have a distinctive, “I know what they are doing in there” sound to it with the vibrations. So, it’s not a discreet toy to use in more vulnerable places!
I give it 3 out of 5 moans.
Penny, 37 – A married mum of two kids who had ‘em young and missed out on any experimenting
“I was so sure this thing would make my need for a man a thing of the past… unfortunately, I was immediately disappointed.”
Prior to using the Share Satisfaction Chakra Luxury Tongue Vibrator I was under the impression that this is basically the Swiss Army knife of pleasure. I saw it looked like a tongue, which makes a vibrating little flicking movement and I was humming with anticipation to try this out.
With multiple settings, promising a gentle whisper to a full-on rave party in your bedroom and being completely waterproof, I was so sure this thing would make my need for a man a thing of the past and I was ready to plan some shower sessions to test out its waterproof skills. Unfortunately, I was immediately disappointed.
The vibration modes I found are ok and there are several types of vibration but they were feeling more buzzy than satisfying, which usually left me frustrated and underwhelmed. The little tongue, which I was sure would be the best thing about it is frankly just annoying. It’s too little and doesn’t stick out far enough in my opinion so it doesn’t hit the right spot and it almost felt like you’re in that moment with a guy and he’s getting it a little bit right but not quite enough to knock your socks off.
You politely keep trying to guide him in the right direction but he’s just not getting the hint and taking you all the way, which leaves you constantly wanting more than he could deliver.
Overall, this toy just left me feeling frustrated, and unsatisfied and usually ended with me just giving up and grabbing something else to use. Not a fan!
Sports Bra, 35 – Flying the flag for team lesbian, and would welcome some new additions to the bedside table
“It’s a hen’s party dick straw. A cheeky gimmick, not something to deliver any true satisfaction.”
They say that the brain is your biggest sex organ and out of the box this toy had mine whirring. I immediately plugged in the Share Satisfaction Chakra Luxury Tongue Vibrator waiting eagerly for it to charge. A tongue on a vibrator, YES PLEASE. This is what dreams are made of. I couldn’t wait to give this one a go.
Finally, we were both ready and… nothing. Despite my wildest imaginings of just what that tongue would do, it turned out to be largely for show. It’s a bachelorette party dick straw. A cheeky gimmick, not something to deliver any true satisfaction.
This toy was like going on a date with someone who you find really, really hot. Who manages to translate the energy built in the pre-chat into real life. Who is so effortlessly charming, you spend most of the date imagining your future life together. Only to discover as you say goodbye, that they are a terrible kisser.
Now you’re stuck with the question, should you persevere? You felt that spark, maybe you should offer a second chance. Maybe you are still learning each other and just need to adjust to each other’s preferences. Maybe it didn’t charge right and it’ll be better next time.
But the brain is the biggest sex organ and my mind is made up. This toy just isn’t for me.
Aroha, 50 – Māori woman who has just separated from her partner and is new to toys
“I love how the tongue actually flicks up and down, which gave me a giggle – I think this would be great for partner play”
This was one toy that I was really looking forward to trying. It just looks like fun, shaped like an inviting mouth and lips with a tongue that promises a good time. It’s a good size to hold in your hand and manipulate into the right angle and places. It had six different modes of vibration which were easy to change with the one button.
I love how the tongue actually flicks up and down, which gave me a giggle – unfortunately for me it didn’t really deliver as much as I had hoped. For playing by myself I would go for something with a stronger vibration, but I think this would be great for partner play and guys might enjoy this as much as the ladies.
If you wanted something for the toolbox that’s a bit flirty and fun, definitely consider it – and it would make the best birthday present for the friend who has everything!
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