Saturday, April 20, 2024

*Breaking News*: The Top Sex Toys Of 2023 – Voted By You

OOOH guys it’s here – a definitive list of Aotearoa’s buzziest (sorry) toys! New Zealand’s favourite sex toys and sexual wellness products have been revealed, providing insight into what Kiwis are enjoying in the bedroom. Adulttoymegastore, the country’s largest online adult retailer (and partner of Capsule) has shared its top-selling toys for 2023!

So, this year’s top 10 features some predictable favourites like the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation, which has been the country’s best-seller for the fifth consecutive year (and it’s a WELL DESERVED title, trust us) as well as some couples’ play toys, stuff just for those with penises and, in a new emerging trend, a lot of butt stuff. Something for everyone! (Check out ALL of our I’ll Have What She’s Having sex toy review panel editions here!) and see ATMS’ video round-up below!

New Zealand’s top 10 sex toys:

10. Nood Easy Clean Enema Kit

It looks like Kiwis are keener on butt stuff this year! A new entry into the top 10, it keeps things clean before anal play and gives you peace of mind when you’re engaging in a little booty action.

9. Satisfyer Pro 3 Generation 3 Connect

We reviewed this bad boy earlier this year and LORD was it fantastic! It’s an upgrade on the OG, holy grail gal’s best friend and is now app compatible (you can see the battery life, thank GOD) and also give control of the toy to someone else) and a few other special features – it’s has a new soft silicone outer, and has a new tip which moves up and down.

8. Share Satisfaction Gaia Couples Vibrator

Another new addition, this couples’ vibe can be worn solo, out and about or during sex – there’s a handy dandy remote which is super fun, which allows you to switch up speeds and rhythms!

7. Share Satisfaction Anal Trainer Kit

My GOD team – as Adulttoymegastore’s resident sexpert Emma Hewitt says, 2023 is most definitely the year of the peach. It’s the first time EVER that two anal products have featured in the top 10 and this one is for the beginners and lets you get used to the sensation and figure out what your preferences are. Just for the love of God, don’t forget the lube.

6. Satisfyer Cock Ring

A simple yet satisfying toy (see what we did there) it helps erections last longer (praise the Lord) and stimulates both the wearer and partner. And it’s waterproof! It moves up four places this year too.

5. Share Satisfaction Handcuffs

Ah, and oldie but a goodie! These beginner handcuffs with Velcro are coated in satin (oh so chic!) and are slightly padded so they’re comfy.

4. Satisfyer Pro Plus G-Spot

As we learnt from THIS review in our I’ll Have What She’s Having sex toy panel, the old school rabbit vibes are BACK –  but this one is different. The vaginal shaft vibes like a classic vibe with a massage of the G-spot, but the clitoral end uses pressure wave technology – it really is the Hannah Montana of vibes (best of both worlds!)

3. Share Satisfaction Masturbation Egg

Keeping its high spot on the list, this is a penis masturbator which you can use in solo or partner play. ‘Wanky eggs’ as Emma likes to call them, are super luxe – inside the shell is a thin, stretchy sleeve that you pop on for new realms of pleasure.

2. Share Satisfaction Kama

It was number two last year and we know why – our sex toy review panel could NOT get enough (read the review for yourself!). A Kiwi brand, Share Satisfaction absolutely deliver with this gem of a toy that has internal vibes as well as clitoral stimulation.

1. Satisfyer Pro 2

For the fifth year in a row, the OG Satisfyer takes the number-one spot! I mean, what do we say, she’s a goddess for a reason.

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