God, how many times have we wished for a job we could do when we’re sleeping… apparently, now it’s here?!
From the real-actual-news-this-is-not-clickbait folder, everyone’s favourite lady of Manchester (the bedding, not the city) the Briscoes Lady is looking for someone to test out bed linen. Seriously. (Well it’s Briscoes, we guess, but we like to think it’s Tammy the Briscoes Lady who calls the shots on all decisions at HQ).
Briscoes is on the hunt for New Zealand’s professional bed sheet tester and they’re offering the LUCKY and successful applicant $10,000 for ONE deluxe night of sleep! Damn, that is a GOOD payday (night?!).
As their official luxury bed sheet tester, the winner be the “connoisseur of hotel quality” at home, testing the range of products in the Hotel At Home collection – which, to be fair, is quite a useful gig because don’t we all want hotel-esque vibes in our bedrooms!? (How do they get the corners so crisp though…)
So what are the ‘qualifications’? Applicants must be serious about getting quality sleep, meticulous about the perfect thread count and have the gift of the gab when it comes to telling it like it is!
“We’re serious about sleep and that’s why we love the Hotel At Home range,” says Briscoes’ Isabel Campbell, General Manager – Customer (oh ok so not the Briscoes Lady). “We’re keen to put our money where our mouth is and hear from Kiwis.”
In addition to the $10,000 salary, the winning applicant will receive a complete set of Hotel At Home products including a mattress topper, duvet inner, duvet set, sheets and pillows worth more than $3,000.
Applications close on Monday 03 June and keen candidates can apply here.



